Sir Ben Kingsley

I will refuse to mock Ben Kingsley. He can pull this hat off.

James K. Polk

"It's God's will that I wear this hat! Hatifest Destiny!"

Dave Coulier

"And I'm heeeere... to remind yooouuuu... of that hat you wore on your big white head... it's not fair... to deny me... the fact that the hat was very orange... yo-ou y-ou y-ou wore an orange ha-at!"

J.P. Morgan

"All currency should be Orange hats! From now on there will be no ATM fees at Chase locations! Only orange hats!"